How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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