She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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