Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
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How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
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the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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