It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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