Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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