My friends, they love my intelligence
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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