your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
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just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
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Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
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