just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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