The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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