he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
You may now shotgun with the bride
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
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