Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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