sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
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Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
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Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
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After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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