There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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