I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
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And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
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My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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