"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
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Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
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i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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