I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
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can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
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He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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