Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
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I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
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How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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