too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
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This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
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The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
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