i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
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Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
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By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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