Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
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we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
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I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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