I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Your topless pictures make me question reality
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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