Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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