there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
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halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
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I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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