no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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