I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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