She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
how drunk are you?
Several
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
