You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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