I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
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why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
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I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Pants are for mortals
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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