their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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