real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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