super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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