If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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