Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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