when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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