Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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