I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
there was a trapeze. enough said
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
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ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
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I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Randomize