We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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