Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
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dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
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You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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