i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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