it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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