I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
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I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
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We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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