false alarm. still invincible.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
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I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Your topless pictures make me question reality
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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