Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
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I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
so much tequila, so little girl.
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If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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