Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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