I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I queefed so loud it echoed.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
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