You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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