I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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