Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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