'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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