oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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