So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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