So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
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By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
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I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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