Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
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On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
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i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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