you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I could have mohawked her pubes.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
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we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
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Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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