do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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