Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
i came on her dog
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Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
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I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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